Bryan: Excuse me, do not lie to the two people that actually take the time to read this craphshoot you call a blog.
Me: What do you mean?
Bryan: Tell them.
Me: Fine! Welcome my Bryan Voltaggio bobblehead!
Bryan Bobblehead: Now that's more like it. Okay, so what are we cooking tonight?
Me: I'm not really sure.....I was thinking...
Bryan Bobblehead: Awe geez! Do I have to do all the work around here?
Me: No, I swear, I kinda thought.....
Bryan Bobblehead: Errrr! Try again sweet cheeks. Just listen to your ol' bobblehead friend and grab that cookbook your sis and bro-law gave you for Christmas.
(Me finds said cookbook and comes back to the kitchen)
Brayn Bobblehead: Now that's what I'm talking about. Let's just open this up.......
...Some help would be nice.
Me: Sorry about that.
Bryan: Dude! First recipe and I'm already in heaven. Ol' Dorie Greenspan knows how to get my dough to rise. Hahahaha! See what I did there!
Me: Yeah, real clever.
Bryan Bobblehead: Shhh! I'm having a moment.....
...Okay let's get this started.
Me: Do I even have a choice in the matter?
Bryan Bobblehead: No, now get this stuff measured and make me some gougeres stat!
Me: Fine! But next time I'm picking.
Bryan Bobblehead: Yeah, yeah sure; now get moving.
5 minutes later
Me: Dorie was not lying about needing some elbow grease to incorporate these eggs in.
Bryan Bobblehead: Well since you were lazy and did not go to the gym you should just accept it as your punishment. Now keep stirring!
Another 5 minutes later.
Me: Done! Not to shabby if I say so myself.
Bryan Bobblehead: We'll see wannabe blogger girl.
Me: Thanks for the vote of confidence.....
30 minutes later.
Me: So there Bobblehead!
Bryan Bobblehead: Not bad. Looks pretty damn close to that pic. But what do they taste like?
Me: Like light, fluffy cheese clouds.
Bryan Bobblehead: Wow, that does sound amazing.
Me: I know right?! Sweet baby Jesus, these are delicious. And since you are just a bobblehead that I have placed my inner monologue on, I don't have to share any with you.
Bryan Bobblehead: Ouch, that hurt; but touche friend, touche.
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